- vampires vs xmen
- god damn it where is [insert xmen]
- youre a better leader. no youre a better leader. no youre a better leader. no youre a b
- someone dies
- someone comes back to life
- THE XMEN GO TO SPACE
- magneto is in the yard and wont leave
- Time for the annual kidnapping (either Mags and Charlie or Sabretooth and Logan, occasionally others) - House blowing up builds character - Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
-i came back from the future because you need to stop
-your best friend turns out to be mystique
-hey look some new x kids, time to ignore the ones we already had for the rest of *checks watch* forever
-the x men are DISBANDED!!!!!
-alternate universe babies
-your best friend turns out to be a clone/xorn/psychic projection
-well i guess it was Mr. Sinister all along
-fuck the Summers family
-no seriously fuck the Summers family
-i quit the x-men but normal life sucks
-just like the last time but i guess kind of grittier
